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What Should You Be For Halloween?

What candy do you most covet in your Halloween stash?

Anything that goes well with a few whiskey shots
Mmmm... you covet people's sticky candy hands
Gummi bears
Halloween peeps
Pixie sticks!
Something chocolate-y and crunchy
You covet no candy. You share it with your disciples.
Something sugar free - got keep that figure
Candy cigarettes
Sweet tarts
Candy corn
Mini chocolate bars
Got anything beefy?
Lollipops

Your favorite scary movie or show is?

Rosemary's Baby
The Passion of the Christ
Resident Evil
Scream
The Craft
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Nightmare on Elm Street
The Shining
An American Werewolf in London
Misery
Silence of the Lambs
Halloween
Carrie

You most likely suffer from...

Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers
Lachanophobia - Fear of vegetables
Helmintophobia - Fear of being infested with worms
Genuphobia - Fear of knees
Blennophobia - Fear of slime
Selenophobia - Fear of the moon
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth
Bogyphobia - Fear of the bogeyman
Chromatophobia - Fear of colors
Mnemophobia - Fear of memories
Sciophobia - Fear of shadows
Ablutophobia - Fear of washing or bathing
Mottephobia - Fear of moths
Triskadekaphobia - Fear of the number 13

The best part about Halloween is:

Halloween? Not sure you entirely *get* Halloween
Hotties in skimpy costumes.
Jello shots
Halloween spankings!
Evil witches - they drive you wild
All the children who come to your house
Eating a bunch of chocolate and passing out
The excuse to be anyone you want, even someone a bit naughty
Acting crazy
Having the most unique costume
Lurking around corners, pulling all your pranks
All the cute costumes
Selling Halloween candy to your neighbors who forgot to get any
Candy! Sugar! *bounce bounce*

You're entering a pumpkin carving contest. What do you carve on your pumpkin?

A spooky but silly ghost.
Something suggestive, like matching pumpkin boobs
A crazy face that's eating itself
Buck teeth, crossed eyes, and a scar on the cheek
A sweet smiley face
A pirate
You get too drunk - and forget to carve that pumpkin
A scary witch
A friendly Jesus face
You don't carve the pumpkin. You eat it. Raw.
Frankenstein!
A cat face.
A pumpkin. A pumpkin on a pumpkin! Get it?!?!
An alien

At a Halloween party I am more likely to:

Sing, even if no one is doing karaoke
Give out candy to everyone - goes well with vodka
Sit in the corner and try to figure everything out
Hit on the hottest people there... and score!
Freak everyone out... as usual
Freak out everyone so much that they're left wondering if you're acting or not
Dance around, be sexy, drink, flirt
Look for a bun to put your hot dog in
Get drunk immediately - and forget what happened for the rest of the night
Hide in the bushes and scare everyone coming and going
Give everyone Halloween pinches ... on the butt
Hang out with your friends and bitch about the lame people who are there
Smile and be nice to everyone
Share the word of God, especially with the sinners smoking outside

How comfortable are you in a dress?

Yo! All your bitches better wear nice dresses around you.
No thanks... you're too hairy
You can't kick ass in a dress
Of course. Dresses are sweet.
You prefer to look up dresses
No way... you prefer to keep your parts covered
Surprisingly comfortable for a man
Very comfortable, heels too
You chase skirts... you don't wear them
If it's skimpy...
What exactly is a dress?
No thanks. You like to keep your butt covered.
You love dressing in uniforms... does that count?
You'd eat your way out of it