1. What candy do you most covet in your Halloween stash?
• Anything that goes well with a few whiskey shots
• Mmmm... you covet people's sticky candy hands
• Gummi bears
• Halloween peeps
• Pixie sticks!
• Something chocolate-y and crunchy
• You covet no candy. You share it with your disciples.
• Something sugar free - got keep that figure
• Candy cigarettes
• Sweet tarts
• Candy corn
• Mini chocolate bars
• Got anything beefy?
• Lollipops
2. Your favorite scary movie or show is?
• Rosemary's Baby
• The Passion of the Christ
• Resident Evil
• Scream
• The Craft
• Texas Chainsaw Massacre
• Buffy the Vampire Slayer
• Nightmare on Elm Street
• The Shining
• An American Werewolf in London
• Misery
• Silence of the Lambs
• Halloween
• Carrie
3. You most likely suffer from...
• Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers
• Lachanophobia - Fear of vegetables
• Helmintophobia - Fear of being infested with worms
• Genuphobia - Fear of knees
• Blennophobia - Fear of slime
• Selenophobia - Fear of the moon
• Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth
• Bogyphobia - Fear of the bogeyman
• Chromatophobia - Fear of colors
• Mnemophobia - Fear of memories
• Sciophobia - Fear of shadows
• Ablutophobia - Fear of washing or bathing
• Mottephobia - Fear of moths
• Triskadekaphobia - Fear of the number 13
4. The best part about Halloween is:
• Halloween? Not sure you entirely *get* Halloween
• Hotties in skimpy costumes.
• Jello shots
• Halloween spankings!
• Evil witches - they drive you wild
• All the children who come to your house
• Eating a bunch of chocolate and passing out
• The excuse to be anyone you want, even someone a bit naughty
• Acting crazy
• Having the most unique costume
• Lurking around corners, pulling all your pranks
• All the cute costumes
• Selling Halloween candy to your neighbors who forgot to get any
• Candy! Sugar! *bounce bounce*
5. You're entering a pumpkin carving contest. What do you carve on your pumpkin?
• A spooky but silly ghost.
• Something suggestive, like matching pumpkin boobs
• A crazy face that's eating itself
• Buck teeth, crossed eyes, and a scar on the cheek
• A sweet smiley face
• A pirate
• You get too drunk - and forget to carve that pumpkin
• A scary witch
• A friendly Jesus face
• You don't carve the pumpkin. You eat it. Raw.
• Frankenstein!
• A cat face.
• A pumpkin. A pumpkin on a pumpkin! Get it?!?!
• An alien
6. At a Halloween party I am more likely to:
• Sing, even if no one is doing karaoke
• Give out candy to everyone - goes well with vodka
• Sit in the corner and try to figure everything out
• Hit on the hottest people there... and score!
• Freak everyone out... as usual
• Freak out everyone so much that they're left wondering if you're acting or not
• Dance around, be sexy, drink, flirt
• Look for a bun to put your hot dog in
• Get drunk immediately - and forget what happened for the rest of the night
• Hide in the bushes and scare everyone coming and going
• Give everyone Halloween pinches ... on the butt
• Hang out with your friends and bitch about the lame people who are there
• Smile and be nice to everyone
• Share the word of God, especially with the sinners smoking outside
7. How comfortable are you in a dress?
• Yo! All your bitches better wear nice dresses around you.
• No thanks... you're too hairy
• You can't kick ass in a dress
• Of course. Dresses are sweet.
• You prefer to look up dresses
• No way... you prefer to keep your parts covered
• Surprisingly comfortable for a man
• Very comfortable, heels too
• You chase skirts... you don't wear them
• If it's skimpy...
• What exactly is a dress?
• No thanks. You like to keep your butt covered.
• You love dressing in uniforms... does that count?
• You'd eat your way out of it

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