1. Whenever you realize it's not meant to be with a certain guy, you:
• Break it to him gently, remaining his friend even though it's tough.
• Tell him it's over and start dating someone new.
• Say that you're swearing off men, but go on a dating binge to get back at him.
2. Your ex calls out of the blue, asking if you have a few of his CD's kicking around. You:
• Reply that you aren't sure - and forget to get back to him.
• Say, "I do - if you want them back, you can bid for them on Ebay like everyone else!"
• Look around, find the CD's, and hand deliver them to him.
3. You just found out your ex is getting married. How do you react?
• You secretly email his wife-to-bed anonymous emails spilling dirt about your ex. Ha!
• You are a little surprised, but then you're over it. It sucks, but you two never would have worked out anyway.
• You call him up and congratulate him on the good news. You hope he invites you to the wedding.
4. It's the day of your ex's wedding - what do you do to cheer yourself up?
• You go out with a couple friends - not as a cheer you up kind of thing, but just because you had it planned anyway.
• Go out drinking with your friends, in celebration of the bastard being out of your life. Later, you'll drunk dial him at his honeymoon suite.
• Dance with a few cute groomsmen - and make a toast to him. You're happy, even though it's bittersweet.
5. You used to have a super cute picture of you and your ex. Where is it now?
• Ashes. Burn baby burn!
• Framed, with the other pictures of your friends and family.
• You're not sure. You probably tucked it away somewhere - or possibly it's gone.
6. A new guy you met reminds you exactly of your ex - except cuter. You:
• Are curious about him, get to know him better, and see if he has any of your ex's bad qualities.
• Parade him around town in front of everyone your ex knows. Let it get back to him that you found a new man.
• Introduce him to your ex. They will probably hit it off.
7. You compare your ex:
• To almost every guy you meet. And usually, the other guy is better!
• To important guys in your life. No matter what, he is a bench mark of sorts.
• Not to anyone really. Maybe to someone who really reminds you of him.
8. Your ex is moving away, and he calls you up to ask if you'll help him pack up his stuff.
• Say of course. What are friends for?
• Think about it. If he throws in a free dinner, you might help.
• Laugh and say no. Unless you feel like accidentally losing all of his favorite stuff while moving it!

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