1. Do you have a broken fridge or washer on your porch?
• No
• Yes
2. Do you park cars in your lawn?
• Yes
• No
3. Do you decorate your house with free beer or cigarette merchandise?
• Yes
• No
4. Have any relatives that are two things at once (like a sister in law and an aunt)?
• No
• Yes
5. Is your idea of a fancy meal Red Lobster?
• No
• Yes
6. Have you ever been in a burping contest?
• Yes
• No
7. Do you consider anything with a Super Wal-mart to be "the city"?
• No
• Yes
8. Is your idea of a great vacation is Daytona Beach, Florida
• No
• Yes
9. Have you ever taken your sweetie to a monster truck rally for a date?
• No
• Yes
10. Do you know people who've been on Jerry Springer?
• No
• Yes
11. Are you prejudiced against anyone with a "Yankee accent"?
• No
• Yes
12. Is your idea of great foreplay professional wrestling?
• Yes
• No
13. Does is take almost half a week's pay to fill up your truck with gas?
• Yes
• No
14. Do you light off fireworks any time you feel like celebrating?
• No
• Yes
15. Did you learn to drive on a tractor?
• No
• Yes
16. Have you ever been hunting?
• Yes
• No
17. Do you think truck stop restrooms are actually pretty clean?
• No
• Yes
18. Do you think Cherry Skoal is a romantic Valentine's Day gift?
• No
• Yes
19. Was the first theme park you ever visited Dollywood?
• No
• Yes
20. Do you think "The South Will Rise Again"?
• No
• Yes

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