• Check all that apply to you or that you agree with.

• When you clip your nails, you just let the clippings fall to the floor.
• You clean your bath or shower less than once a month.
• You change your sheets less than once every two weeks.
• You abide by the five second rule... if food is on the floor than less than that, it's okay to eat.
• You don't mind sitting down on a public toilet seat, without a layer of paper.

• You've skipped washing your hands after using the bathroom.
• You've worn newly bought clothes without washing them first.
• You've picked clothes up off the floor to wear, figuring they were clean enough.
• You don't have a problem peeing in the shower.
• You pick scabs.

• You use porta potties.
• When you eat, using a napkin is optional.
• You've worn unclean underwear in a pinch (inside out counts!).
• You skip a shower if you think you can get away with it.
• You floss less than once a day.

• You don't replace your towels until they start to smell funky.
• You pop your zits.
• You only wash your dishes when you're out of cups or silverware.
• You don't see the point of hand sanitizer.
• You only clip your toenails when they start get in the way of putting on your shoes.

• You replace your kitchen sponges less than once a week.
• You wear sneakers without socks.
• You let your dog kiss you on the mouth.
• You would use a friend's comb or chapstick.
• Your feet haven't seen soap in a while.

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